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The Land Man - July 18, 2009

The Land Man

(This piece was written/performed by a local radio host.)


He came to town and called everyone around here, all the neighbors. He had great offers
and was very polite. Hundreds of dollars per acre. Some people got even more. The ones who got
the most were the farmers, the people who had been struggling for years, trying everything to
make a profit. One year, all the farm talk was all about dairy, and people added cows to their
herds, and then found the price of milk dropping like a...well dropping like the price of milk.
Then there was the rage for growing oats. Oats were going to be the new heart-healthy food, and
we saw the lovely fields of oats proliferate, the heads turning from pale green to blond at the end
of July. But, of course, there were too many oats, the price dropped. Fooled again!
Lately there has been the big craze for more corn. They were going to build ethanol plants
all over the place, and would fuel our cars with ethanol. Corn was what was needed. So all the
farms planted corn, every field, hedgerow to hedgerow. Corn prices were quoted at the highest
ever heard of around here, higher even than when they were going to sell tons of corn to Russia
to bail out the communist dictatorship, which couldn't even feed its own people. Back then, the
corn was sold to Russia at a spectacular price per ton, but all the money was made by the big
corporations that dealt in corn as middlemen. The farmers got screwed.
This time, they planted the corn and the prices were through the roof. But when harvest
time came, there was too much corn. Prices dropped like the price of milk. Plans for ethanol were
scrapped. It was a loser. Turns out it takes almost more energy to grow corn and make ethanol
than to just use the energy in cars and tractors. So the farmers ducked their heads, looked at the
sky, and wondered how they could save the land.
Finally, this guy came to town. Well, it was a bunch of guys. Called themselves land men.
They had good news for the people, especially the farmers. Studies had shown there was lots of
energy on the land. Actually, under the land, way under. There are layers of shale beneath the
ancient Appalachians. They are the layers of an ancient sea, far older than people, older than
hairy mammoths, far older, even, than the dinosaurs. But when the wide and calm sea lay west of
the lofty predecessors of our mountains, time and the passing years laid down layer upon layer of
mud. Prehistoric sea animals were trapped and died in the mud layers. Ancient plants also
dropped to the sea bottom and got trapped in the layering mud. The sea dried up and became
liquid again, layer after layer. More layers, more rock piled on what was there. The trapped
animals and plants were crushed far beneath the new earth's surface, and their decay turned into
simpler organic compounds, stuck in layer after layer, several thousand feet below what we now
know as "our" world.
Somewhere, north of here, the layers, which are tilted beneath the surface, come to the
surface in the vicinity of Marcellus, just west of Syracuse. At least that was where the shale was
identified. But far down, it held the trapped animal and plant material, decayed into simpler
organic compounds, stuff like methane gas. But the gas is truly trapped. Even if you drilled into
it, it wouldn't do more than bubble a little. Unlike the gas and oil wells you've seen in the movies,
there wasn't a whole big bubble of gas or oil to come to the surface when a drill went into it.
Nope. But these new guys had a new idea. A few scientists had looked at the layers and thought
that they trapped a huge amount of gas, if you could get it out. And they said you could get it out.
All you had to do was pump down fluids under pressure, dissolve some of the gunk holding the layers together, and then use the liquid pressure to force the freed gas up to the surface. Even
better, now they knew how to drill down, down, down, and then turn the drilling bit sideways
and drill further and further horizontally letting out even more gas when the put in the pressure.
It would be a bonanza. Lots of energy, practically free. Well, not really free. You couldn't drill just
anywhere, because people owned the land. They would have to be paid. You needed expensive
drill rigs, needed special drilling muds, needed millions of gallons of water to pressurize the wells,
needed special chemicals (secret chemicals) to help free the trapped gas, needed hundreds of
trucks to carry the water and the chemicals and the compressors and the generators to run the
compressors and the motors and everything else. But that would all come later.
Meanwhile, this guy, this land man, came to all the people who owned the land and
offered money. Good money. Better than dairying. Better than oats, way better than corn. Money
for nothing, but to sign a simple contract. It wouldn't hurt the land. Just put in a well, or two. (Or
ten, or twenty, or a thousand?) Here, he said. Sign here and we give you good cash money.
Farmers had signed before. Landowners had signed before. Governments had signed
before. It was good money, up front. Quickly, people noticed a lot of farmers had finally bought a
new tractor, or seeder or rock picker or even a weed sprayer. Some farmers could finally afford to
have their house painted, or put up that new pole building they had needed. And nothing else
happened. Well, maybe there was a whiff of sulfur from the nice man. And why did he always
wear that hat? What was he covering up?
But he said it was a great bonanza for the whole region. Hadn't it been that way in
Wyoming — until the wild, fresh creeks where the deer and the antelope and the cattle drank
turned to salt. And wasn't it that way in West Virginia, when the grading machines, as big as a
house, began pushing the tops of the mountains into the creeks, until they ran rank and muddy.
And hadn't it been quiet in Ohio until the great shovels the size of apartment houses came along
and began stripping off the "overburden". Overburden means the fields green in spring and
summer, ripening to gold in fall, snow-covered in winter, fields that were home to meadowlarks
and bobolinks, deer and groundhogs and possums and raccoons, not to mention worms and
crickets and snakes and a thousand other things. Overburden was the world we all live in and
depend on. Instead, they shoved it off and took out the coal by the thousand thousand tons.
They did the same thing in northeast Wyoming, and also in New Mexico and Arizona.
Took off the overburden, and stripped out the coal to power the power plants. They sent trains of
the coal to generate electricity in Georgia and Alabama, in Massachusetts and New York, even on
Cayuga Lake, where the white plume of the power plant was like some great boat, eternally
sailing up the long finger of water.
In some places, nobody really seemed to own the land that was used. The peoples who
had been there before anyone ever dreamed of a power plant or a railroad or a truck the size of a
house didn't think any one really owned land anyway. In northern Alberta, they scooped out
huge pits all over the vast northern lands, and used steam and energy and vast power to get the
heavy oil out of the ancient sands, the tar sands. And left a landscape like the moon, only it was
here on earth. And on the north coast of Alaska, they drilled down into the shallow northern sea,
and pulled out more oil and gas. And ran a pipe for a thousand miles to the sea, and loaded their treasure into tankers and sent it south to feed the cars and the trucks and the SUVs and the lawn
mowers and weed whackers and leaf blowers.
Meanwhile, we don't have to see all this. We don't have to live next to the power plant
(well, most of us don't), and we don't have to have the muddy creeks running through our back
yard (well, most of us don't). We don't have to have nasty chemicals seeping up onto our
manicured lawns, at least not if we live in Greenwich or Mamaroneck or Short Hills.
But time went on and the drilling began. And like the nice man said, they were careful,
but there wasn't just one well. There were lots of wells. And the drilling went on day and night,
for a long time. And they needed water, which came from our rivers and aquifers. Some peoples'
wells went dry. Others found strange liquids bubbling up in their side yard. Some of even began
having small earthquakes. And sometimes the air smelled a lot like sulfur. And like diesel truck
exhaust. And the noise kept on. And we wished for the corn to come again, but there were mud
roads and drilling pads and mud and cracking pavement on our country roads. And some said
that the strange secret chemicals were getting into our Finger Lakes, or even the mountain
reservoirs that feed the big cities. We never expected to get rich but we did expect to have a
beautiful, green and healthy place where we could live in peace and tranquility.
But lots of us signed with that nice man. And some things went wrong. And some things
went exactly as others had predicted, but nobody was paying attention. And the money was
pretty good, but it wasn't free. There's always a charge. No free lunch, as they say. But can you put
a price on the whole of the place where you live? Ask the people who live around the decaying
steel mills, or the auto manufacturing plants, or the oil wells in Texas and California, or the
chemical plants in New Jersey or Louisiana. No, somebody has to pay, but it's not really the folks
who are making money off the products of ancient oceans. Somebody has to pay for the way we
keep living. We made a deal and signed the paper. But who did we sign with?

Paul Newman - September 27, 2008

“We are such spendthrifts with our lives...The trick of living is to slip on and off the planet with the least fuss you can muster. I’m not running for sainthood. I just happen to think that in life we need to be a little like the farmer, who puts back into the soil what he takes out.” Paul Newman

It's Spring! - March 17, 2008

Okay, not officially so, but I did see a robin today. That's official enough for me. AND I saw a red-winged blackbird yesterday! So I'm calling it Spring.

Stand By Your Cad - March 11, 2008

Another fall from grace. Oh, Eliot, say it ain't so. Well, Mr. Clean...ain't. And his little woman trotted out faithfully by his side as he did that politician's "take responsibility for my actions" press conference thing....you know the schtick. "I apologize most of all to my wife and family...I hope to regain their trust...blah, blah, blechhh!!! Well, one thing for Eliot, though, at least he didn't go dragging The Lord God into it. Still, it's all the same damn thing. Republican, Democrat--some folks just can't handle power.

What I wish...is that ol' Silda and Dina and Hillary had just taken notes from Lorena Bobbitt, and I am quite certain they would have been saved from their public humiliations. Not to actually maim their man...but y'know, to gently threaten him, that's all....by keeping a nice big pair of scissors on the bedside table..."for sewing, honey"!! Sewing while you're out sowing!

Seriously, I could care less what people do. Whatever. Free country, consenting adults, all that. But I think there's a special place in hell for the sanctimonious, hypocritical bastards who have the gall to expect any sympathy as they publicly "apologize" for their actions-- only after getting caught.

Ithaca Women Agree to Remove Hats in Church After Men Complain - March 3, 2008

Ithaca Women Agree to Remove Hats in Church After Men Complain

Now, would I lie to you??
http://query.nytimes.com/mem/archive-free/pdf?res=9E00E4DE1231E233A25753C3A9669D946096D6CF

Richard Thompson’s 1000 Years of Popular Song - January 31, 2008

Saw the legendary RT's touring show last nite.

Talk about an ambitious project!! 1000 years of song, at Ithaca's ( Big Drafty )State Theatre-- with just RT and two others. Well, truth be told-- it wasn't the best show I'd seen-- I got the feeling it was as "off" night for the crew onstage-- but there were glimmering moments. His gal vocalist Judith seemed a bit hoarse (although her lower register was marvelous), and as for RT, I think a Brit trying to do honky tonk is stretching it-- even more so than doing 16th Century Italian dance tunes!! I imagined my pals Mike Woods and Geff King getting up there and showing him how it's done. I guess I also wanted RT to tear it up more-- he pretty much seemed like he was saving his best energy for the big show tonite in NYC. Well, a performer's gotta do what they gotta do. The polished stuff was wonderful. The new songs, however, (they were reading words and forgetting some) were shakey--and at those moments I confess to feeling that $35.70 ticket-stub burning a hole in my pocket...

Still, he was funny and charming and it was a nice night. And, OK, I confess--it's comforting to know that "Legends" can have an off-night now and then.

They Never Left Huayuan Alive - August 27, 2007

To my fellow singers/musicians/songwriters -- a suggestion. A song or two for the miners of all nations who share the same dangers and sufferings. August has been a horrible month for mining, from the Crandall Canyon miners in Utah to the miners of Huayuan Mine in China. It's a poor man's job, dirty and dangerous. Remind your friends with soft hands and cushy desk jobs of the working people's struggles. They are all but forgotten these days.

To quote the recently deceased Willian Coffin: "..to show compassion for an individual without showing concern for the structures of society that make him an object of compassion is to sentimental rather than loving."

Show some love, folks. In your songs and at the polls.

Peace.

Megalomaniacs on Bikes - July 26, 2007

George Vecsey, columnist from the New York Times wrote of the Tour de France doping scandal: "Lying is lying. When will the people by the side of the road have enough?"

In light of the currently internationally disgraced bicyclists, we may once again be mindful of the biggest domestic liar of all, Mr. George W. Bush, (a biker who famously rode away his pre- Katrina blues). He who says 'Merica is safer now, and that the economy is doing great. To snarkily paraphrase Chris Hitchens and James Carville, ""The economy is NOT great, stupid."

Well, perhaps "trickle down economics" has a similarly "trickley" moral cousin--where the bar for decency in sports and politics has been brought down so low and with such bald-faced gall that the deceptive players are skipping over the limbo stick and declaring themselves winners.

As the recently deceased David Halberstam wrote:

"...the most dangerous time for any nation may be that moment in its history when things are going unusually well, because its leaders become carried away with hubris and a sense of entitlement cloaked as rectitude. The arrogance of power..."

Indeed, when WILL the people by the side of the road have enough? Not too soon, we can be sure of that.

I Googled "What is Wrong With the Doll on the Island of Misfit Toys?" - July 18, 2007

And I found a LOT of fascinating suggestions. I was even more fascinated that there were SO MANY PEOPLE just like me--who have wondered through the decades. Some guesses as to her affliction include:

1-She's bipolar

2-She's a doll some kid threw away

3-Reports say Arthur Rankin described her problem as "psychological".

As a kid, I wondered if it was her nose, (or lack thereof). One may never know.

Why do I ponder misfits today? Well, I guess it's just one of those days. But you can get some, if not ALL of your Rudoph the Red-Nosed Reindeer questions answered here:

http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/rudolph16/

Merry Christmas in July!

Can They Hear Him Now?? - July 14, 2007

Australian Tank Anarchy: Can They Hear Him Now?


Some nut in a tank knocked down several cellphone towers in Sydney. I've wanted to do that too, with the number of dropped and the generally crappy service I've had lately.

Why didn't I think of that?



http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2007/07/14/1978620.htm

Person of the Day: Howard Beale (from Network) who said...

You've got to say, 'I'm a HUMAN BEING, Goddamnit! My life has VALUE!' So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!'

Spam and Eggs - July 11, 2007

I guess a self-imposed hiatus is normal for bloggers, and as a newish blogger, I was the new employee already jonesing for vacation time. Only the boss was me. A nice split-personality dispute.

Well, one should admit one's addictions in order to control them or at least keep them from taking over one's life. My morning tea and online Times and dozens of spam messages to delete had become a sort of toxic routine. So I decided to not touch a computer for awhile. I think it's good to do that now and then.

Well, back in the saddle--the newest surprise is spam fan mail. I'm getting emails obviously modified for me--(insert name and CD title)--but all the rest of the stuff ("I Love your music!! I can't WAIT for your next CD!!") is obviously form-letter. Very, very weird world we live in. I think I need a new greeting to put on Word letters--"Dear Webcrawler,..."

My favorite blogger, Joe Bageant, makes a great deal in his new book and in his blogs about the beauty of face-to-face human interaction, yet his main medium is electronic and the irony does not escape him. We do what we can with the tools we are given. Words on a screen may not be quite the same as words said in person--unplugged, off-line and sans cellphone--and yet I'm still a believer that every little bit counts.

Now, back to that spam...

Tulsa Shoulda Used Tupperware - June 16, 2007

If they'd just used Tupperware, and heard that reassuring Tupperware "burp", there would be more joy in Tulsa today. Instead of asking the '50s "ladies" to apply their creative and tranquil brains to the task, a bunch of concrete thinking men sloppily "sealed" the beautiful, shining 1957 Plymouth Belvedere car in a decidedly unwaterproof vault. Talk about a rust bucket! See, boys? You shoulda listened to your little women.

Tulsa should used Tupperware.

According to Tulsaworld.com, the 57 Belvedere was unearthed after fifty years for its unveiling last night in Tulsa, Oklahoma, (June 15th 2007.) The car's now terribly rusted glovebox had been stocked with things a '50s woman would "typically" have had in her purse--- Not sure if these items survived, but if the condition of anything seen thus far from the newly posted photos is any indication, I'm not hopeful. Still, it's interesting to note what was considered "typical" for a "lady" to have in the car:


CONTENTS OF A TYPICAL LADIES' PURSE
-14 bobby pins
-a compact
-cigarettes and matches
-an unpaid parking ticket
-a tube of lipstick
-a package of gum
-a plastic rain hat
-pocket facial tissures
-$2.73 in bills and coins
-a bottle of tranquilizers

Funny, these items were reportedly confiscated from Paris Hilton prior to entering her jail cell:

-three scrunchies
-one very, very, very large compact
-Virginia Slims and matches
-50 unpaid parking tickets
-6 tubes of lip gloss
-a package of gum
-a plastic rain coat (to hide from the paparazzi)
-pocket facial tissues
-$2,000.73 in bills and coins
-a bottle of tranquilizers

The Redneck'd Sapsucker: Facing Extinction? - June 13, 2007

Seems like there's a lot of talk out there these days about the common man and the decline of the GOP's stranglehold on populism. I use the term "populism" generically....not as in the old timey Populists of yore for whom William Jennings Bryan flung his arms out crying, " You shall not press down upon the brow of labor this crown of thorns! You shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold!"

What a speech indeed. If we knew our history only a tad better, Bart Simpson would have parodied it by now, or at least Stewie from Family Guy would have. Can't you see Stewie reciting that speech? Well, I can.

We Americans have always made light of our class divisions-- from the poor to the middle-class, from the middle-class to the wealthy, and from the poor to the wealthy and all the gradations in between. American comedies (just like British humor-- think "Keeping Up Appearances") is full of the cultural gaffes and embarrassments of both rednecks and the urban poor (usually blacks or Hispanics) in middle-class or high society. Think of beer-bellied Randy Quaid in the pool scene in Christmas Vacation, flopping his flippered feet to the end of the diving board wearing a Speedo and wifebeater. Um, on second thought, don't think of it. Eddie Murphy in Beverly Hills Cop. Will Ferrell's Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights (remember that Frenchie man-kiss?) The "please pass the jelly" guy. Charlie Chaplin's little tramp. The Marx Brothers in a fancy restaurant. It goes way back.

Who's that adenoidal young turk--oh yes, Peter Beinart--had a column in yesterday's Washington Post called "The GOPs' Fading Populism." Well, what the hell IS populism today anyway? It doesn't have a smidge to do with the gold standard, and the guys who should have been populists--the Nascar Dads-- voted for the plutocrats! Maybe 'cause Plutocrat and Populist both start with "P" they got confused. Nascar Dads. What a bunch of saps. Tommy Paine is spinning in his grave(s). Guess who's progeny are being sent off to George's Splendid Little War? THEIRS. In a sick way, in our culture wars, George's skanky little girls are winners in this Darwinian struggle, and get to maintain their rights to life, liberty and the pursuit of rottenness. Grandma Babs' version of compassionate conservatism (well, they were underprivileged anyway) will win the day this time, as the genetic material of thousands of brave poor folks is forever lost to the winds of time in a brutal universe.

Anyway, with class consciousness becoming sort of hip again, we're hearing more of a buzz about it. Every few years another book comes out, reminding us that we're as stratified a society as India is, with our own kinds of brahmans and untouchables. There's Joe Baegant--who has a new book coming out this month called "Deer Hunting with Jesus: Dispatches from America's Class War." And Barbara Ehrenreich's "Nickel and Dimed" was very successful, with Ehrenreich posing as a poor woman and trying to survive on minumum wage. To me, it was all kind of like an elaborate parlor trick, but I suppose the book did some good. And the New York Times just posted a piece about Ruby Payne, who has a book out called "A Framework for Understanding Poverty." She conducts "How to Spot a Redneck" workshops all over the country but doesn't give Jeff Foxworthy any credit, which is a shame. Well, really, they don't call them that, but they might as well.

Apparently Payne explains redneck behavior to teachers and other middle class folks, sort of like how Jane Goodall talks about chimpanzees. Well, chimps are still around, aren't they? A bit endangered, but hanging on-- sort of like the rest of us lowly beasts of the jungle.

The Cheese Police - June 7, 2007

...Are at it again. It's getting harder and harder to find raw-milk cheeses--even in France!!

How can the poor French people cope without their unpasteurized Camembert?

The outraged Defence Committee for Authentic Camembert says "Camembert--is not just a cheese but part of our culture."

Can you imagine having a Defense Committee for Authentic Velveeta?

Though the French cheese manufacturers may be lowering their gastronomical standards while elevating their food "safety", we can still wax poetic about the legacy of that great French cheese...

As Cole famously wrote in "You're the Top"

"You're an O'Neill drama,
You're Whistler's mama!
You're CAMEMBERT!"

Now that's one classy cheese. In the states we get stuck with cheesy "classics". I wonder what would happen in France if you sprayed Cheez Whiz on a baguette..

I shudder to think.

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Weird Virtual Worlds - May 27, 2007

So I'm catching up on emails, etc....was in FLA for a few days avoiding rays. My internet access at the hotel was a dollar a MINUTE I kid you not. Damn! I learned to type fast! Well, I have this to say about Miami. Those bronze goddesses who enjoy "catching" rays don't have skintone as white as a fish's underbelly as yours truly. Still, flopping in the water is fun, even when you look like a white fish. Or perhaps a mollusk.

The weirdest thing just happened tonite. I was in someone else's MySpace 'cause I was commenting them...and I forget I was in TheirSpace and got disoriented and said to myself..."Who ARE these people?' I was at a virtual party and didn't know anyone. Imagine my relief when I saw I was in the wrong place! Well, I'm back in MySpace now. Whew!! I was afraid I might have to make light conversation!!

Miami Beach is way cool but they have little teeny tiny red fire ants that bite the shit out of your feet if you're not careful.

Why Women Aren’t Getting Mammograms - May 19, 2007

The Washington Post reports fewer women are getting mammograms—down 4 percent during the years 2000-2005. Well, all the reasons speculated in the Post seemed pretty vague, but not one researcher seemed to go for the most obvious reason:

THEY HURT LIKE HELL!!!

Imagine if men had to put their nuts in a cold steel vice and have someone slowly tighten it…tighten it….til they want to faint. Well, with a woman, you feel like your nipples are gonna pop off. Sorry to be so graphic, but it’s true. A friend of mine puts it this way—

Lie down on a cold cement driveway, and have someone drive over your boob.

That’s as good a description as any. Still, I do believe in the necessity of testing. Do it anyway, even if it hurts. Maybe someday someone will invent a cushy diagnostic tool that can be done in the spa while you’re getting a facial. I hope they hurry up about it!

But for now, it’s cold driveways. Toughen up, girls.

The Susan G. Komen Race for the Cure in DC is June 2nd. http://www.nationalraceforthecure.org

I Don’t Feel Bad about My Neck, I Don’t Give a Damn About “The Secret”, and I Don’t Know Why But Chris Hitchens Gives Me a Headache - May 12, 2007

I Don’t Feel Bad about My Neck, I Don’t Give a Damn About “The Secret”, and I Don’t Know Why But Chris Hitchens Gives Me a Headache.

Maybe I read too much.

I really don’t care what Nora Ephron thinks about her neck, I really, really don’t care what Anne Lamott thinks about her neck, and I really, really, really don’t care what Rhonda Byre thinks or says about anything. I’m a curmudgeon for pop anything, and a book called God is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything by Chris Hitchens is just too pop for me. OOOH!! what an iconoclast! What an ORIGINAL thinker! He is friends with Salman Rushdie AND a defender of Paul Wolfowitz!! What an independent spirit!!

Will the provocateurs of the late twentieth and early twenty-first century please stand down? (Camille Paglia, Bill Maher) Haven’t they jumped the shark yet? Will somebody please help Stephen Hawking write another book? Or get Oprah to put Robert Hazen on her list? No more faux-intelligentsia crap! Can we have the real thing, please?

Maybe it’s my age—maybe these folks are just that much older than I-- that it makes me find them tiresome and flabby-minded. But then, I like the other Chris H.—Chris Hedges—who’s recent book “American Fascists” rings honestly. He’s getting to be an old fart, too, but he seems somehow more straight-up to me. And Hawking and Hazen aren’t spring chicks. I mean, these guys have better things to do than find fifty ways to attack Mother Theresa, slobber over Madonna or defend a friendship with Ann Coulter, the High Priestess of Flatulent Irrelevance herself.

Well, it’s all moot what I think, anyway. My pedigree is a little too lowbrow for anyone to care what I think about MY neck. But just in case anyone does, I like my neck. It suits me just fine.

Zwinkys and Zwerdogs - May 6, 2007

My fourteen year old spent the last few hours playing The Sims 2 with a friend, and my sixteen year old spent the last two hours playing Gears of War. Myspace keeps at me to “Dress My Zwinky” and I’m drinking Diet Dr. Pepper wondering if it’s time to get off the antidepressants I started when we buried my mom’s ashes. Our possibly illegitimately elected Pres continues his illegitimate war based on illegitimate claims supported by jingoist media players. We spend so much time in virtual worlds, reading artificial news and consuming artificial beverages so that sometimes we need to artificially blast our brains with chemicals to cope with reality.

And yet—and yet—I, for one, really can’t complain. The rose bush my eldest son sent me hasn’t died yet (I kill all plant life), and all of my boys are sweet and kind in real life despite their strange and sometimes violent “virtual” lives. My occasional diet crap drink is a pretty minor vice among vices. I’ve got an album of new songs on paper and just need the cash to get it going, and the move to NY is getting closer. So real life, for me, ain’t that bad. But people have always struggled—individually and collectively-- with reality and unreality, with truth and fakery, with dreams and nightmares and eventually-- what is. And with age, as Dame Judi Dench says in Notes on a Scandal, “one learns one’s scale.” But what is different from past trials of personal and social identity is the rate of social change; how quickly a Zwinky becomes passe. But perhaps, that’s the point. The unreal-- avatars, Sim worlds, virtual this, role-playing that--- can be fashionable, but only for a time.

The real never loses its value. Though it may not be as good or cool or interesting as the unreality we want to see— the real world is still the best of all worlds.

I’ll end with a quote by David Halberstam:

…, if we look at the media today, we ought to be aware not just of what we are getting, but what we are not getting; the difference between what is authentic and what is inauthentic in contemporary American life and in the world, with a warning that in this celebrity culture, the forces of the inauthentic are becoming more powerful all the time.

Well, gotta go. Rocky my office assistant dog just barked.

Space Food Sticks Nostalgic Depressive Disorder - May 2, 2007

Of all the things to be depressed about. Space Food Sticks.

Well, in my google search for them, I was initially excited to learn they were back on the market, only “new and improved.” Healthier, in bite size pieces. With a BMX motocross guy on the package, not Mr. Astronaut like before.

To make things worse, one site said, if you are of “a certain age”, you might remember Space Food Sticks. Well, I AM of a certain age but they didn’t have to rub it in. Besides, I don’t want some healthier, bite sized bogus bullshit motocross Space Food Sticks. I liked the old ones, the sweet chocolate unhealthy ones that you could run around the house with pretending you were an astronaut sword-fighter. What can you do with freaking tootsie-roll size nuggets? They are NOT Space Food Sticks. Nothing will replace them. I can’t deal with wax lips today, or little liquid filled wax
soda bottles, BB Bats or Candy Cigarettes. It’s all over now.


Word of the Day: tenebrific: gloomy

Dr. Hurwitz McFramed by McNulty - April 28, 2007

Dr. Hurwitz. Oh, Dr. Hurwitz. He just had to step out of line and challenge the powers that be. If he’s guilty of anything, I’m guessing it’s the crime of not watching his back enough, trusting his patients, and –well—this is the era of Bush—of caring too much about his fellow man. Yeah, maybe it’s the kind of thing you lose a medical license for—he showed terrible judgment. But prison for life? Absolutely not. I believe his intentions were good, and from what I saw as a nurse at the hospital I worked at—I can say he was the kind of doc who really cared about his patients.
Yesterday, Dr. William Hurwitz, a pain-control physician from my part of the woods, here in Northern Virginia, was convicted a second time for drug trafficking. He was convicted in 2004 but was granted a new trial because the judge improperly disallowed the jury to consider whether Hurwitz was acting in good faith.

Last month, columnist John Tierney wrote this in his New York Times column:

"When Dr. Hurwitz, who is now 62, was sent to prison in 2004 for 25 years on drug trafficking and other charges, the United States attorney for Eastern Virginia, Paul J. McNulty, called the conviction “a major achievement in the government’s efforts to rid the pain management community of the tiny percentage of doctors who fail to follow the law and prescribe to known drug dealers and abusers."

If Paul J. McNulty’s name sounds familiar, it might have to do with the current Attorney General Gonzales scandal. McNulty is the Deputy Attorney General.
In April, 2005, DEA Administrator Karen P. Tandy is shown on the DEA website holding up a clear plastic bag of pills, and her letter on this site reads “Dr. Hurwitz prescribed 1,600 pills to one person to take in a single day. This is what 1,600 pills looks like” Her letter concludes, “I thank U.S. Attorney McNulty and his staff for their successful prosecution.”

OK—so McNulty is involved—I’ll get to him later, but what about those “1,600 pills!!!!!!!”
Reason Magazine online reported on the jury foreman Ralph Craft in Hurwitz’s first trial:
Ralph Craft and his fellow jurors were appalled by the sheer number of pills Hurwitz prescribed. "The dosages were just astounding," he said, calling them "beyond the bounds of reason." As an example Craft cited a prescription for 1,600 pills a day. As Hurwitz explained during the trial, this particular prescription, which was never filled, resulted from a nurse's calculation error that was discovered at the pharmacy.

Um, Ralph Craft is not a physician. DEA’s Tandy is a graduate of Texas Tech Law School. McNulty, also a lawyer, got his undergrad at the fundy right-wing Grove City College (surprise, surprise.) And Hurwitz, I might add, got his undergrad at Columbia, and his MD and MA at Stanford University…(just a few wee facts a reader might want to know.)
And the reporting about the Dr. Hurwitz trials sucks. If Hurwitz supposedly wrote a scrip for “1,600 pills,” then why hasn’t someone ASKED:

1-what “the pills” actually were (how very scientific of Ms. Tandy to show a baggie of …capsule thingies…)

2- about Hurwitz’s assertion the scrip was a clerical error, and the FACT that the error did not result in the patient receiving the meds (whatevertheywere) because it was NOT FILLED by the pharmacist! (I tellya, back in my RN days, if I sent scrips to the hospital pharmacy without double-checking bad doctor handwriting,…oy!!!)

Now, call me a stickler for detail—but where is the evidence? Where is that nurse who screwed up and why isn’t her testimony part of the proceedings? If the DEA is gonna say Hurwitz is a liar, I sure need a lot more proof of it than Tandy showing me what a lot of pills looks like.

The Los Angeles Times reports from last year’s April trial:
"Since the Hurwitz case began, 30 state attorneys-general have assailed the Bush administration's Justice Department for its pain-pill policies, saying in a joint letter in January that state and federal policies were increasingly at odds on how to balance legitimate pain treatment with drug enforcement. And during the Hurwitz trial, a group of eminent medical authorities, all past presidents of the American Pain Society, lambasted one of the Justice Department's expert witnesses for "misrepresentations" that have damaged the ability of doctors to treat pain without fear of prosecution."

Speaking of the Justice Department, The New York Times reported about the ongoing investigation of improprieties in the federal prosecutor purge :

"One e-mail message released showed that even top officials were not certain of the rationale for some firings… December 5 Mr. McNulty admitted that he had not even reviewed the record of (then US attorney) Mr. Bogden and appeared to have mixed feelings about removing him. “I’m still a little skittish about Bogden,” Mr. McNulty wrote to D. Kyle Sampson, then Mr. Gonzales’s chief of staff, noting that Mr. Bogden had never worked outside of government and was counting on a longer tenure. “I’ll admit have not looked at his district’s performance,” Mr. McNulty added."

The point I am trying to make is, whether or not anything illegal happened at the Office of the Attorney General, it is certainly fair to say that with the facts gathered thus far, including Gonzales’s testimony, that there have been major improprieties on a scale not witnessed since Watergate. So with the legality and propriety of Deputy Attorney General McNulty’s actions in question, are we to believe any of his assertions, past or present? In particular, are we to believe that a man with his questionable record as deputy attorney general would have the right qualities, ethical and medical, to prosecute Dr. William Hurwitz?
Another fundy functionary obviously placed in a high position in this administration because …well, ‘cause he’s a good Christian from a good Christian college, goddammit! Why didn’t I think of that?
Geeze, it all gives me a BIG headache!! … uh…Dr Hurwitz???
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